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PostSubject: DoS Funniest Convos ~The Kool aid Dilemma~   DoS Funniest Convos ~The Kool aid Dilemma~ Icon_minitime1Mon Sep 13, 2010 10:04 pm

Konpaku : -_-

[01:55:56] @ Jonas Charius : Damn right.

[01:55:58] @ Icisia Ekisho : Hmm

[01:56:00] @ Jonas Charius : Better skidaddle.

[01:56:01] @ Icisia Ekisho : Bye

[01:56:06] Kuro Konpaku : You bitch you drank my kool aid

[01:56:06] Miyabita Hana no Zetsumei : And you have a crush lover boy?

[01:56:08] @ Jonas Charius : ^^

[01:56:14] Kuro Konpaku : That was the last fuckin pack you wee-wee

[01:56:18] @ Jonas Charius : Not even, yo

[01:56:21] @ Jonas Charius : She's my friend.

[01:56:23] @ Jonas Charius : Nah niggah..

[01:56:27] @ Jonas Charius : See, it went like this.

[01:56:32] @ Jonas Charius : I was thirsty, right?

[01:56:34] Miyabita Hana no Zetsumei : :She giggles: Well bye.

[01:56:38] Miyabita Hana no Zetsumei is Disconnected on Tue 14 Sep 2010 - 1:56

[01:56:38] * Zahur Veroshi jumps on Miyabita

[01:56:39] Kuro Konpaku : -_- ...

[01:56:41] Zahur Veroshi : NOOOOO

[01:56:42] @ Jonas Charius : And there was no water, right?

[01:56:44] Zahur Veroshi : damnittt

[01:56:48] * Zahur Veroshi lands on grand

[01:56:50] Zahur Veroshi : -.-

[01:56:55] Zahur Veroshi : ground*

[01:56:55] @ Jonas Charius : And then there was dat red kool aid.

[01:56:56] Zahur Veroshi : lol

[01:57:01] Kuro Konpaku : -_- ...

[01:57:02] @ Icisia Ekisho : She's strange

[01:57:03] @ Jonas Charius : And niggah, you know I love red kool aid.

[01:57:04] @ Icisia Ekisho : o.o

[01:57:09] Athan : .

[01:57:14] @ Jonas Charius : So, I..yeah..drank that whole shit, niggah!

[01:57:17] Kuro Konpaku : -_- ...

[01:57:21] @ Icisia Ekisho : Mike shut up about kool aid, now I want go upstairs and get a glass XD

[01:57:23] * Jonas Charius laughs like a crackhead and runs.

[01:57:25] * Kuro Konpaku counts to 5...

[01:57:30] @ Jonas Charius : DO IT, JAIME.

[01:57:33] * Kuro Konpaku chases after

[01:57:36] @ Jonas Charius : Succumb to the blackness.

[01:57:49] Kuro Konpaku : YOU LITTLE BITCH YOU DRANK MY FUCKIN KOOL AID

[01:57:53] @ Icisia Ekisho : my family freaking loves koolaid xP

[01:58:27] @ Jonas Charius : Yo' family is black.

[01:58:57] * Jonas Charius creates a rapidly spinning ball of aura, and throws it at Kuro.

[01:59:00] @ Icisia Ekisho : My family is white o.O' the closest to black we are is a natural tan xD

[01:59:01] @ Jonas Charius : NIGGAH I'M SORRY

[01:59:04] Kuro Konpaku : Mikeh i'm bout to straight up shank you son

[01:59:07] @ Jonas Charius : I WAS THIRSTY

[01:59:22] * Kuro Konpaku focuses his hcakra into his Zanbato and slaps that shit aside

[01:59:23] @ Jonas Charius : Bro..you gonna blame a niggah because of my bodily needs?

[01:59:31] Kuro Konpaku : Yo bitch ass couldn't go out and get some more got damn?

[01:59:34] @ Icisia Ekisho : rofl

[01:59:34] Kuro Konpaku : ...

[01:59:35] @ Jonas Charius : Because I didn't wanna dehydrate, niggah?

[01:59:37] Kuro Konpaku : ...

[01:59:39] @ Jonas Charius : No, niggah.

[01:59:43] Kuro Konpaku : Niggah

[01:59:48] @ Jonas Charius : I was almost dehydrated, niggah.

[01:59:50] Kuro Konpaku : You coulda got some shit out the tap

[02:00:03] @ Jonas Charius : Niggah, you know the tap make my stomach hurt.

[02:00:06] @ Icisia Ekisho : You guys should come to Nebraska. We have a shit ton of kool aid because it was invented in a town about 2 hours away from here xD There's even a koolaid museum!

[02:00:07] @ Jonas Charius : Don't even play that, bro.

[02:00:16] @ Jonas Charius : Don't even play that.

[02:00:17] Kuro Konpaku : Niggah

[02:00:24] Kuro Konpaku : Its either dehydrate

[02:00:30] Kuro Konpaku : Or sit on the toilet for 2 hours?

[02:00:36] @ Jonas Charius : Well, niggah.

[02:00:57] @ Jonas Charius : You wasn't in the same situation I was.

[02:01:12] Kuro Konpaku : Nah

[02:01:15] @ Jonas Charius : Niggah, I was faced with some freshly made red kool-aid

[02:01:16] Kuro Konpaku : Don't give that bullshit

[02:01:25] @ Jonas Charius : What would ever make you think I would go for that tap, niggah.

[02:01:27] Kuro Konpaku : YOU DRANK THE ENTIRE FUCKIN JUG

[02:01:33] @ Jonas Charius : NIGGAH

[02:01:35] @ Icisia Ekisho : o.o

[02:01:36] Athan : XD

[02:01:41] @ Jonas Charius : ...I shared it with Obamaneekqua.

[02:01:47] @ Icisia Ekisho : lmao

[02:01:50] Kuro Konpaku : -_-

[02:01:53] @ Jonas Charius : ..And Watermenlondrea.

[02:02:00] @ Jonas Charius : And Shaquanda.

[02:02:03] Kuro Konpaku : You let that dem hoes in the house?

[02:02:09] @ Jonas Charius : ..And Courtney.

[02:02:16] @ Jonas Charius : Niggah, they our sisters!

[02:02:19] Kuro Konpaku : Momma gon' whip yo ass man

[02:02:23] @ Jonas Charius : And you callin' them hoes?

[02:02:29] Kuro Konpaku : Like I said

[02:02:30] @ Jonas Charius : No she not, shuddup. ._.

[02:02:34] Kuro Konpaku : You let dem hoes in the house >>

[02:02:55] @ Jonas Charius : Momma ain't gonna touch me, She gonna understand. *pouts*

[02:03:05] Kuro Konpaku : Dawg

[02:03:14] Kuro Konpaku : You know mom loves that red kool aid

02:03:27] Kuro Konpaku : What you think she gon' do to you when she finds out you drank the entire last jug of it

[02:03:29] @ Jonas Charius : Sh-She gonna understand.

[02:03:45] @ Jonas Charius : Sh-She--*starts tearing* gon' buy more?

[02:03:48] Kuro Konpaku : ...

[02:03:56] @ Icisia Ekisho : xD

[02:04:00] * Kuro Konpaku shakes my head and hands bro 2 bucks

[02:04:02] Seirei Sora has joined the chat on Tue 14 Sep 2010 - 2:04

[02:04:04] Kuro Konpaku : You got 10 minutes

[02:04:12] Kuro Konpaku : Betta haul ass and get some more before she get home

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[02:01:50 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : -_-



[02:01:53 14/09/10] @ Jonas Charius : ..And Watermenlondrea.



[02:02:00 14/09/10] @ Jonas Charius : And Shaquanda.



[02:02:03 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : You let that dem hoes in the house?



[02:02:09 14/09/10] @ Jonas Charius : ..And Courtney.



[02:02:16 14/09/10] @ Jonas Charius : Niggah, they our sisters!



[02:02:19 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : Momma gon' whip yo ass man



[02:02:23 14/09/10] @ Jonas Charius : And you callin' them hoes?



[02:02:29 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : Like I said



[02:02:30 14/09/10] @ Jonas Charius : No she not, shuddup. ._.



[02:02:34 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : You let dem hoes in the house >>



[02:02:55 14/09/10] @ Jonas Charius : Momma ain't gonna touch me, She gonna understand. *pouts*



[02:03:05 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : Dawg



[02:03:14 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : You know mom loves that red kool aid



[02:03:24 14/09/10] @ Jonas Charius : Niggah, stop it. *starts trembling*



[02:03:27 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : What you think she gon' do to you when she finds out you drank the entire last jug of it



[02:03:29 14/09/10] @ Jonas Charius : Sh-She gonna understand.



[02:03:45 14/09/10] @ Jonas Charius : Sh-She--*starts tearing* gon' buy more?



[02:03:48 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : ...



[02:03:56 14/09/10] @ Icisia Ekisho : xD



[02:04:00 14/09/10] * Kuro Konpaku shakes my head and hands bro 2 bucks



[02:04:04 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : You got 10 minutes



[02:04:12 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : Betta haul ass and get some more before she get home



[02:04:21 14/09/10] @ Jonas Charius : ...Niggah, the supermarket is 10 miles away.



[02:04:31 14/09/10] @ Jonas Charius : And it takes 30 minutes to get there.



[02:04:32 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : Betta pick up some sugar too while you at it >>



[02:04:34 14/09/10] @ Jonas Charius : BY CAR.



[02:04:35 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : Niggah



[02:04:38 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : We live in the hood



[02:04:46 14/09/10] @ Icisia Ekisho : xD



[02:04:48 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : You can go to the supermarket down by the corner



[02:04:49 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : The woo-hoo you talkin bout?



[02:04:54 14/09/10] @ Jonas Charius : Momma don't like that cheap shit, though.



[02:05:02 14/09/10] @ Jonas Charius : We gotta go to that C-Town niggah.



[02:05:03 14/09/10] Seirei Sora : Hey, back from my wild night of posting. xD



[02:05:09 14/09/10] Seirei Sora : Sorry it took so long.



[02:05:12 14/09/10] * Kuro Konpaku shakes my head



[02:05:16 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : Then you fucked son



[02:05:17 14/09/10] Seirei Sora : -Glomps Icisia.-



[02:05:24 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : Unless you gon' ask the next door neighbors?



[02:05:28 14/09/10] @ Icisia Ekisho : Hey Sei ^^



[02:05:30 14/09/10] @ Jonas Charius : Nah, niggah.



[02:05:41 14/09/10] @ Icisia Ekisho : Kuro, Mike. Check out the general area ^^



[02:05:43 14/09/10] @ Jonas Charius : You know how they is? Stingy about everything.



[02:05:47 14/09/10] @ Jonas Charius : WAIT I GOT AN IDEA.



[02:05:53 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : Well you ain't takin my car



[02:06:03 14/09/10] @ Jonas Charius : NIGGAH, LEMME BORROW YOUR BIKE.



[02:06:06 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : Might as well cross that idea out ya head



[02:06:09 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : ...



[02:06:09 14/09/10] @ Icisia Ekisho : o.o



[02:06:12 14/09/10] @ Icisia Ekisho : Hey Raina ^^



[02:06:16 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : You gon' try to bicycle to the store?



[02:06:21 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : Niggah is you crazy?



[02:06:23 14/09/10] @ Raina : Yo.



[02:06:32 14/09/10] Zahur Veroshi : Raina whatchu mean i got a beast face?



[02:06:33 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : You ain't white >>



[02:06:33 14/09/10] Zahur Veroshi : lol



[02:06:37 14/09/10] @ Raina : Mike is stealing Bicycles?



[02:06:38 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : Yo ass blend in with the pavement



[02:06:43 14/09/10] @ Icisia Ekisho : XD



[02:06:51 14/09/10] Athan : .



[02:06:56 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : woo-hoo around and get ran over tryin to pedal up a hill



[02:07:13 14/09/10] @ Jonas Charius : Nah.



[02:07:15 14/09/10] @ Raina : You know when people say stuff?



[02:07:17 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : Then mom gon' be bitchin at me on why I didn't take yo ass to the store >>



[02:07:20 14/09/10] @ Jonas Charius : Niggah, what about your scooter?



[02:07:22 14/09/10] @ Icisia Ekisho : brb. Gonna get some kool aid



[02:07:31 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : Dawg...



[02:07:32 14/09/10] @ Raina : Then you say, "Your face." or "Your mom"



[02:07:35 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : You gon' take the scooter?



[02:07:37 14/09/10] Seirei Sora : Heya Icisia-chan.



[02:07:45 14/09/10] Seirei Sora : Oh hey there Raina-chan.



[02:07:46 14/09/10] @ Jonas Charius : Jaime, I'm gonna make it so its the full convo. lol.



[02:07:48 14/09/10] * Kuro Konpaku shakes my head



[02:07:50 14/09/10] @ Raina : That's what I meant Ryan lol



[02:07:57 14/09/10] @ Jonas Charius : Yeah, niggah.



[02:08:00 14/09/10] @ Raina : Yo



[02:08:11 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : Man...



[02:08:13 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : Know what...



[02:08:14 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : woo-hoo it...



[02:08:19 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : Since we got 8 minutes...



[02:08:25 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : Imma go grab my keys



[02:08:33 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : And we gon' swing by the BP



[02:08:39 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : Since I gotta get some gas anyway



[02:08:39 14/09/10] @ Jonas Charius : Yeah, niggah.



[02:08:49 14/09/10] @ Jonas Charius : BP? After that oil spill?



[02:08:52 14/09/10] @ Jonas Charius : Nah, niggah, shell.



[02:08:58 14/09/10] @ Jonas Charius : We go to Shell.



[02:09:00 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : Dawg...



[02:09:02 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : Shell's like



[02:09:15 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : Another 8-9 miles...



[02:09:17 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : Gas ain't free...



[02:09:24 14/09/10] @ Jonas Charius : Niggah.



[02:09:25 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : You got Shell money niggah?



[02:09:34 14/09/10] Seirei Sora : Mikeh and Kuro you live near each other?



[02:09:35 14/09/10] @ Jonas Charius : Yeah, niggah.



[02:09:37 14/09/10] @ Jonas Charius : I do.



[02:09:44 14/09/10] @ Jonas Charius : Been saving up bitch.



[02:09:55 14/09/10] @ Jonas Charius : Got my ass $4.75



[02:09:59 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : Then bitch buy yo own damn car



[02:10:06 14/09/10] @ Jonas Charius : Saving up this muthafucka for a year.



[02:10:06 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : Aw shit...



[02:10:10 14/09/10] @ Raina : Jonas...



[02:10:11 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : 4.75?



[02:10:17 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : Come on man...



[02:10:22 14/09/10] @ Jonas Charius : Yeah, 4.75, niggah.



[02:10:26 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : You can't even buy a snickers bar with that shit man...



[02:10:30 14/09/10] * Raina tackles him and tickles him. >:O "POST!"



[02:10:37 14/09/10] @ Jonas Charius : Yes, I can!



[02:10:48 14/09/10] @ Icisia Ekisho : you guys are going to be so mad we have red kool aid in the fridge



[02:10:48 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : Where in England?



[02:10:49 14/09/10] @ Jonas Charius : SNICKERS IS $4.74!



[02:11:01 14/09/10] * Jonas Charius looks at Jaime.



[02:11:04 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : OH COME THE woo-hoo ON!



[02:11:08 14/09/10] @ Icisia Ekisho : ^^



[02:11:10 14/09/10] @ Raina : xDDD



[02:11:10 14/09/10] @ Jonas Charius : -.- Bro, you know what we have to do.



[02:11:12 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : Even the white people got Red kool aid



[02:11:19 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : Man...



[02:11:24 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : woo-hoo this shit i'm going to bed...



[02:11:24 14/09/10] @ Icisia Ekisho : We always have red kool aid XD



[02:11:37 14/09/10] @ Icisia Ekisho : I have a glass right next to me ^^



[02:11:41 14/09/10] * Jonas Charius takes out a blueprint of Jaime's house. Which he somehow got..from a friend...who live-It doesn't matter.



[02:11:52 14/09/10] @ Icisia Ekisho : 0.o



[02:11:55 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : ...



[02:12:02 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : What the woo-hoo...are you going to do...with that...?



[02:12:04 14/09/10] @ Icisia Ekisho : How'd you get past the german shepard?



[02:12:05 14/09/10] @ Icisia Ekisho : xD



[02:12:07 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : What the hell are you?



[02:12:12 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : A cat burgular?



[02:12:19 14/09/10] @ Icisia Ekisho : rofl



[02:12:22 14/09/10] @ Jonas Charius : Niggah, listen. *points to the left entrance* Niggah, we go in this dis window.



[02:12:31 14/09/10] @ Jonas Charius : Then we find ourselves in Kate's room.



[02:12:32 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : ...



[02:12:40 14/09/10] * Kuro Konpaku shakes my head



[02:12:42 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : Nah man...



[02:12:48 14/09/10] @ Icisia Ekisho : XD



[02:12:48 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : You gotta enter through the basement



[02:12:51 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : Thats the best entrance



[02:12:55 14/09/10] @ Icisia Ekisho : o.O my room



[02:12:57 14/09/10] @ Icisia Ekisho : NOOOOO



[02:12:59 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : And there's never any motion detectors down there...



[02:13:02 14/09/10] @ Jonas Charius : Then, niggah, I'll tie her up, and then put her under her own bed.



[02:13:06 14/09/10] @ Raina : What about the front door?



[02:13:09 14/09/10] @ Icisia Ekisho : except the yappy dog xD



[02:13:14 14/09/10] @ Raina : She'll never suspect it. >_>



[02:13:18 14/09/10] @ Jonas Charius : Raina..



[02:13:23 14/09/10] @ Jonas Charius : woo-hoo THE FRONT DOOR.



[02:13:24 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : ...



[02:13:25 14/09/10] @ Icisia Ekisho : rofl



[02:13:27 14/09/10] @ Icisia Ekisho : XD



[02:13:28 14/09/10] @ Jonas Charius : WE BLACK



[02:13:32 14/09/10] @ Jonas Charius : WE DON'T DO THAT SHIT, NIGGAH.



[02:13:34 14/09/10] @ Icisia Ekisho : what about the south doors?



[02:13:35 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : Of course the white people would think about going to the front door...



[02:13:37 14/09/10] @ Icisia Ekisho : XD



[02:13:39 14/09/10] * Raina just choked on sweet tea. DX



[02:13:39 14/09/10] @ Jonas Charius : WE GO TO THE EXTEMES.



[02:13:43 14/09/10] @ Jonas Charius : *EXTREMES



[02:13:50 14/09/10] @ Raina : XDXD



[02:13:54 14/09/10] @ Jonas Charius : woo-hoo, anyway.



[02:13:58 14/09/10] @ Icisia Ekisho : Like getting stuck in a drain by the basement? SMART



[02:14:01 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : "Hey its your neighbors can we borrow some sugar! "



[02:14:06 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : Man woo-hoo that shit...



[02:14:08 14/09/10] @ Jonas Charius : Nah.



[02:14:18 14/09/10] @ Jonas Charius : We get in, You handle Jaime



[02:14:21 14/09/10] @ Icisia Ekisho : XD



[02:14:28 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : Iight



[02:14:32 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : That'll be easy



[02:14:32 14/09/10] @ Jonas Charius : I'll sneak up to the kitchen, get some kool-aid, and I'm out.



[02:14:44 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : You watch out for any sleep walkin parents



[02:14:47 14/09/10] @ Jonas Charius : You..gotta find a way out by yourself.



[02:14:49 14/09/10] @ Icisia Ekisho : Bring it >:] I have a 22 in my room and a 25 inch machete



[02:14:54 14/09/10] @ Icisia Ekisho : right by my bed XD



[02:14:56 14/09/10] * Kuro Konpaku nods



[02:15:12 14/09/10] @ Jonas Charius : Her Dad got a shotgun, and her momma is a certified Stable hopper.



[02:15:14 14/09/10] @ Icisia Ekisho : dis is how rednecks roll



[02:15:17 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : I'll bring my elephant tranquilizer CC rifle



[02:15:25 14/09/10] @ Icisia Ekisho : LOL oh wow



[02:15:28 14/09/10] @ Jonas Charius : So, she'll hop on a horse and chase your black ass down them dusty roads.



[02:15:36 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : I'll put her to sleep through the window



[02:15:36 14/09/10] @ Icisia Ekisho : I got my car :O



[02:15:42 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : And pop the mom and dad



[02:15:49 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : *and then



[02:15:50 14/09/10] @ Icisia Ekisho : It goes 150 xD



[02:15:53 14/09/10] @ Jonas Charius : I already slashed the tires, Jaime.



[02:15:56 14/09/10] @ Jonas Charius : Yeah, anyway.



[02:15:59 14/09/10] @ Jonas Charius : WE GOOD, NIGGAH?



[02:16:03 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : Yeh



[02:16:06 14/09/10] @ Icisia Ekisho : we have 5 more vehicles -_- take your pic lol



[02:16:06 14/09/10] @ Raina : o.o



[02:16:08 14/09/10] @ Icisia Ekisho : xD



[02:16:09 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : Lemme go get my CC Rifle



[02:16:20 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : Well I got the getaway car



[02:16:22 14/09/10] @ Jonas Charius : ALRIGHT, MOVING OUT! *Packs away the plans and prepares himself*



[02:16:27 14/09/10] @ Icisia Ekisho : MIKE



[02:16:27 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : And yo ass gon' be knocked out anyway



[02:16:34 14/09/10] @ Icisia Ekisho : you never said how you stopped our german shepard xD



[02:16:38 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : So we straight



[02:16:40 14/09/10] @ Jonas Charius : Yo?



[02:16:48 14/09/10] @ Jonas Charius : We'll worry about that, later.



[02:17:03 14/09/10] * Kuro Konpaku pulls out a .22 CO2 powered pellet gun and pops it in the face twice



[02:17:05 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : Down boy



[02:17:12 14/09/10] @ Jonas Charius : Shit niggah..



[02:17:16 14/09/10] @ Raina : Jay. Set up cameras I wanna watch this mission impossible. o.o



[02:17:17 14/09/10] @ Icisia Ekisho : 0.o



[02:17:19 14/09/10] @ Icisia Ekisho : girl



[02:17:21 14/09/10] @ Icisia Ekisho : actually xD



[02:17:24 14/09/10] @ Icisia Ekisho : LOL no lie



[02:17:26 14/09/10] @ Jonas Charius : I was gonna give it a doggy treat...



[02:17:32 14/09/10] Seirei Sora : SON



[02:17:34 14/09/10] @ Icisia Ekisho : I'm gonna go boobytrap the house XD



[02:17:36 14/09/10] Seirei Sora : They loaded. o.o



[02:17:36 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : Man...



[02:17:40 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : woo-hoo a doggy treat



[02:17:43 14/09/10] @ Icisia Ekisho : just imagine that



[02:17:46 14/09/10] @ Icisia Ekisho : rofl



[02:17:48 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : We got 7 minutes till mom gets home



[02:17:51 14/09/10] @ Jonas Charius : But damn niggah, you seem to be all mutha fuckin' James Bond all up in this bitch.



[02:18:02 14/09/10] @ Icisia Ekisho : xD



[02:18:08 14/09/10] Seirei Sora : I could imagine Jaime shootin' off some rounds.



[02:18:09 14/09/10] @ Jonas Charius : Anyay.



[02:18:11 14/09/10] @ Jonas Charius : *Anyway



[02:18:16 14/09/10] Seirei Sora : Each shot she says, "Die."



[02:18:18 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : Cuz yo bitch ass tryin to sneak into they house knowin they'll put a 12 gauge up yo ass



[02:18:21 14/09/10] @ Icisia Ekisho : Guns are awesome



[02:18:23 14/09/10] Seirei Sora : xD



[02:18:35 14/09/10] * Jonas Charius pulls out a toy telescope he got from a Happy Meal



[02:18:37 14/09/10] @ Icisia Ekisho : XD



[02:18:43 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : ...



[02:18:47 14/09/10] * Kuro Konpaku looks at him



[02:18:49 14/09/10] Seirei Sora : "Die, Die , Die , Die, Die, Die!!!!" Wait, damnit, I promised I'd shoot seven times!



[02:18:53 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : What...the woo-hoo...are you doin...



[02:18:54 14/09/10] @ Jonas Charius : *peers through the telescope, and looks into Kate's room*



[02:18:55 14/09/10] Seirei Sora : -Shoots.- "DIE."



[02:19:02 14/09/10] Seirei Sora : -Smiles.- There done. ^^



[02:19:03 14/09/10] @ Jonas Charius : Niggah, I'm surveying the area.



[02:19:06 14/09/10] @ Jonas Charius : woo-hoo it look like?



[02:19:06 14/09/10] * Kuro Konpaku knocks him over the head



[02:19:15 14/09/10] @ Icisia Ekisho : XD



[02:19:15 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : Hand me my sniper rifle



[02:19:18 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : And 3 darts



[02:19:19 14/09/10] * Jonas Charius was knocked over the head and drops the telescope.



[02:19:22 14/09/10] @ Raina : I love these convos



[02:19:34 14/09/10] @ Icisia Ekisho : haha I know they're so funny



[02:19:45 14/09/10] * Jonas Charius reaches into the back and passes him his sniper rifle, two darts, and a pen.



[02:19:52 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : ...



[02:20:04 14/09/10] @ Icisia Ekisho : a pen?



[02:20:05 14/09/10] * Seirei Sora shoots a gun and cheerios pop out.



[02:20:06 14/09/10] * Kuro Konpaku holds the pen in one hand and the darts and rifle in the other...



[02:20:12 14/09/10] Seirei Sora : ^^ Cheerio gun.



[02:20:19 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : What the hell did you give me the pen for?



[02:20:20 14/09/10] Seirei Sora : EPICEST. INVENTION. EVER.



[02:20:28 14/09/10] Zahur Veroshi : So much for the jets being beast^^



[02:20:43 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : What am I supposed to do, give someone ink poisoning?



[02:20:44 14/09/10] @ Icisia Ekisho : Dude no the marshmellow gun xD



[02:20:44 14/09/10] @ Jonas Charius : ..I dunno. I forgot to pack the twelve pack of darts.



[02:20:52 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : ...



[02:20:57 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : So we only got 2 darts?



[02:21:00 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : Are you shitting me?



[02:21:03 14/09/10] Seirei Sora : YESH.



[02:21:04 14/09/10] @ Icisia Ekisho : Oh ryan you missed this convo



[02:21:04 14/09/10] @ Jonas Charius : ..Yeah.



[02:21:06 14/09/10] @ Jonas Charius : OH OH!



[02:21:15 14/09/10] @ Icisia Ekisho : Kuro and Mike are going to break into my house and steal the kool aid



[02:21:17 14/09/10] Seirei Sora : A gun of marshmellowy goodness!



[02:21:17 14/09/10] @ Icisia Ekisho : xD



[02:21:23 14/09/10] Zahur Veroshi : Football is better anyways^^



[02:21:29 14/09/10] * Jonas Charius reaces into his bag and pulls out a hello kitty doll.



[02:21:39 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : ...



[02:21:45 14/09/10] @ Jonas Charius : WE GOT THIS. Mom said always bring it with you because you get scared sometimes. ^^



[02:21:47 14/09/10] * Kuro Konpaku pimp smacks Mikeh



[02:21:54 14/09/10] Zahur Veroshi : I left when niggah was getting thrown around and koolaid was the constant conversation^^



[02:22:01 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : WHAT THE woo-hoo IS THE HELLO KITTY FOR?



[02:22:07 14/09/10] @ Icisia Ekisho : 0.o



[02:22:12 14/09/10] @ Icisia Ekisho : lmao



[02:22:16 14/09/10] @ Jonas Charius : ITS YOURS! Q~Q You said you always bring it with you..



[02:22:20 14/09/10] @ Raina : Hello Kitty!!



[02:22:21 14/09/10] @ Jonas Charius : Excuse me for being thoughtful.



[02:22:25 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : ...



[02:22:28 14/09/10] @ Jonas Charius : Jeez.



[02:22:28 14/09/10] @ Icisia Ekisho : xD



[02:22:31 14/09/10] * Kuro Konpaku eye twitched



[02:22:33 14/09/10] @ Raina :



[02:22:34 14/09/10] @ Jonas Charius : You know what niggah.



[02:22:36 14/09/10] * Kuro Konpaku checks my watch



[02:22:37 14/09/10] @ Jonas Charius : We got four minutes.



[02:22:37 14/09/10] Seirei Sora : I remember hello kitty. ^^



[02:22:41 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : Iight we got 5 minutes...



[02:22:41 14/09/10] @ Jonas Charius : So, watch this.



[02:22:55 14/09/10] @ Jonas Charius : BITCH YOU CAN'T CONT



[02:22:56 14/09/10] @ Jonas Charius : *COUNT



[02:23:02 14/09/10] * Raina waits for them to toss aside the Hello Kitty Doll.



[02:23:02 14/09/10] @ Jonas Charius : NIGGAH I SAID FOUR MINUTES



[02:23:02 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : Dawg...



[02:23:09 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : You the one tryin to tell time by lookin at stars



[02:23:16 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : At least I got a watch on...



[02:23:20 14/09/10] Zahur Veroshi : Chiefs over chargers



[02:23:25 14/09/10] Zahur Veroshi : im callin it xP



[02:23:25 14/09/10] @ Jonas Charius : ..Shuddup, niggah..



[02:23:30 14/09/10] @ Icisia Ekisho : :O



[02:23:32 14/09/10] @ Icisia Ekisho : WHAT



[02:23:38 14/09/10] @ Icisia Ekisho : Chargers!



[02:23:41 14/09/10] @ Jonas Charius : Jaime's dad: What was that? It sounded like negros...



[02:23:45 14/09/10] Zahur Veroshi : Nope



[02:23:50 14/09/10] * Jonas Charius hears gunshots and glass breaking.



[02:23:50 14/09/10] Zahur Veroshi : Chiefs^^



[02:23:51 14/09/10] @ Icisia Ekisho : LOL Mike



[02:23:52 14/09/10] @ Jonas Charius : OH SHIT NIGGAH



[02:23:57 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : ...



[02:23:58 14/09/10] @ Jonas Charius : MISSION ABORT MISSION ABORT.



[02:24:03 14/09/10] * Kuro Konpaku loads the rifle



[02:24:07 14/09/10] @ Icisia Ekisho : Chargers aint my fave, but I still like em better than the chiefs



[02:24:09 14/09/10] @ Icisia Ekisho :



[02:24:11 14/09/10] * Kuro Konpaku slaps Mikeh in the mouth



[02:24:15 14/09/10] @ Icisia Ekisho : XD



[02:24:20 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : Hush up I need complete silence for this



[02:24:23 14/09/10] @ Icisia Ekisho : LOOK OUT GUYS HE"S GOT THE 22



[02:24:24 14/09/10] * Kuro Konpaku takes aim



[02:24:25 14/09/10] @ Icisia Ekisho : xD



[02:24:28 14/09/10] Zahur Veroshi : Chiefs have matt castle^^



[02:24:35 14/09/10] @ Jonas Charius : Oww..You've hit me six times it the last 30 seconds.



[02:24:52 14/09/10] * Kuro Konpaku ducks from a shot



[02:24:57 14/09/10] @ Icisia Ekisho : barf



[02:25:00 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : Will you shut the woo-hoo up so I can shoot this foo'?



[02:25:05 14/09/10] * Raina is dying of laughter irl xD



[02:25:08 14/09/10] @ Icisia Ekisho : xD



[02:25:11 14/09/10] Zahur Veroshi : -.-



[02:25:15 14/09/10] @ Jonas Charius : Jaime's Dad: *rolls out of the horse in a bullet proof vessel, wielding a shot gun* FUCKIN' NEGROS IN MY MUTHA FUCKIN' YARD



[02:25:16 14/09/10] Seirei Sora : Can I interest anyone in popcorn? -Has a vendor stand.-



[02:25:16 14/09/10] @ Icisia Ekisho : me too Raina lol



[02:25:27 14/09/10] @ Icisia Ekisho : rofl XD



[02:25:29 14/09/10] * Kuro Konpaku sighs



[02:25:29 14/09/10] @ Jonas Charius : Jaime's dad: *starts shooting everyone in this muthafucka*



[02:26:08 14/09/10] * Kuro Konpaku takes aim



[02:26:11 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : Steady bro...



[02:26:13 14/09/10] @ Jonas Charius : NIGGAH WHAT WE GONNA DO.



[02:26:33 14/09/10] @ Jonas Charius : Jaime's Mom: *Hops a horse and commands the horse to tackles bro's black ass*



[02:26:36 14/09/10] @ Icisia Ekisho : You forgot about my mom.. xP



[02:26:39 14/09/10] @ Icisia Ekisho : XD



[02:26:40 14/09/10] * Kuro Konpaku pulls the trigger and catches her dad in the side of the neck with the dark



[02:26:41 14/09/10] @ Icisia Ekisho : nvm



[02:26:52 14/09/10] * Kuro Konpaku gets tackled right after



[02:26:56 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : MOTHERFUCKER!!!



[02:27:02 14/09/10] @ Icisia Ekisho : XD



[02:27:14 14/09/10] * Zahur Veroshi Kuro and Jonas look at the score board and notice that Zahur is on a 25 kill streak



[02:27:22 14/09/10] Zahur Veroshi : TACTICAL NUKE INBOUND



[02:27:32 14/09/10] @ Jonas Charius : Dad: God damn negros think their black magic is gonna work on us..



[02:27:39 14/09/10] @ Icisia Ekisho : o.o



[02:27:39 14/09/10] @ Raina : xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD



[02:27:41 14/09/10] Zahur Veroshi : We win^^



[02:27:42 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : ...



[02:27:44 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : Wtf...



[02:27:49 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : He's still awake...



[02:27:52 14/09/10] @ Icisia Ekisho : I love how my family isn't racist, yet my dad is apparently racist here XD



[02:28:00 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : From a fuckin elephant tranquilizer?



[02:28:14 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : What the hell is your dad?



[02:28:16 14/09/10] @ Raina : My gut hurts



[02:28:16 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : The hulk?



[02:28:29 14/09/10] @ Icisia Ekisho : o.o He's a railroader xD



[02:28:34 14/09/10] Seirei Sora : Oh here. -Goes into my cabinet and grabs koolaid and takes the car and flores it to Mikeh and Kuro.-



[02:28:43 14/09/10] Seirei Sora : You guys need a ride?



[02:28:46 14/09/10] @ Icisia Ekisho : XD



[02:28:46 14/09/10] * Jonas Charius runs over to the driveway, and looks at the five cars to pick: Old Ass Jeep, Honda Civic, Three other fast ass cars.



[02:28:46 14/09/10] Seirei Sora : xD



[02:28:50 14/09/10] * Jonas Charius picks the jeep.



[02:29:00 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : ...



[02:29:03 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : Why...



[02:29:05 14/09/10] Seirei Sora : DAMNIT MIKEH



[02:29:09 14/09/10] @ Jonas Charius : *Drives the jeep over to bro, and starts freaking out.*



[02:29:11 14/09/10] @ Jonas Charius : NIGGAH GET IN.



[02:29:18 14/09/10] * Kuro Konpaku shakes my head and jumps in the car with Seirei



[02:29:21 14/09/10] Seirei Sora : What is my Kia not good enough?!



[02:29:23 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : woo-hoo that shit niggah...



[02:29:24 14/09/10] @ Icisia Ekisho : Suburban, Toyota something, Ford pickup, Chevy something, and Mercury Cougar xD



[02:29:25 14/09/10] Zahur Veroshi : I nuked it already games over you two-.-



[02:29:52 14/09/10] Seirei Sora : OH werd. See, Thank you Kuro. -Flores it.-



[02:29:55 14/09/10] @ Icisia Ekisho : there's the cars boys rofl



[02:29:56 14/09/10] * Jonas Charius is chillin' in the Jeep.



[02:30:02 14/09/10] @ Icisia Ekisho : lol Ry I think you are being ignored man



[02:30:04 14/09/10] @ Jonas Charius : Niggah, its like that.



[02:30:13 14/09/10] Seirei Sora : We outta here! -Hands Kuro his koolaid.-



[02:30:16 14/09/10] Seirei Sora : Here.



[02:30:18 14/09/10] @ Icisia Ekisho : XD



[02:30:23 14/09/10] Zahur Veroshi : Dude come on ravens!



[02:30:25 14/09/10] * Kuro Konpaku takes the kool aid



[02:30:29 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : Hell yea man...



[02:30:35 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : You tryin to get us killed and shit



[02:30:37 14/09/10] Zahur Veroshi : Dude patriots are gonna poop on their division this year



[02:30:38 14/09/10] Zahur Veroshi : woot!



[02:30:40 14/09/10] * Jonas Charius hops out of the jeep and runs aftr Nikki. "WAIT UP!"



[02:30:58 14/09/10] Zahur Veroshi : OMG



[02:31:01 14/09/10] Zahur Veroshi : DID ANYONE SEE THAT HIT?!!?!!



[02:31:04 14/09/10] Seirei Sora : -Car stops and makes loud screeches for an hour.-



[02:31:07 14/09/10] Seirei Sora : -Gets out.-



[02:31:08 14/09/10] @ Icisia Ekisho : Aight, I'm gonnna go. I'll see everyone tomorrow ^^



[02:31:12 14/09/10] @ Icisia Ekisho : gonna*



[02:31:14 14/09/10] @ Icisia Ekisho : o.o



[02:31:15 14/09/10] Seirei Sora : Yeah? What's up Mike?



[02:31:20 14/09/10] * Raina has been sitting on Jay's roof with a camera and crew recording this.



[02:31:21 14/09/10] Seirei Sora : (Night Ici.)



[02:31:21 14/09/10] @ Icisia Ekisho : nighty night ^^



[02:31:27 14/09/10] @ Icisia Ekisho : LOL Raina



[02:31:31 14/09/10] Zahur Veroshi : night



[02:31:32 14/09/10] @ Raina : Bye Jay.



[02:31:35 14/09/10] * Jonas Charius hops in the car and drives away.



[02:31:41 14/09/10] @ Jonas Charius : Ooohh shit, niggah.



[02:31:48 14/09/10] @ Jonas Charius : Mission Accomplished. *smiles*



[02:32:02 14/09/10] Seirei Sora : Now we in business. -Drives away.- Here's ya koolaid.



[02:32:05 14/09/10] @ Raina : Alright guys that's a rap.



[02:32:15 14/09/10] @ Raina : wrap*



[02:32:29 14/09/10] Seirei Sora : Mission Accomplished! YEAH, saved yo' butts. Boys, whatddya say?



[02:32:37 14/09/10] * Kuro Konpaku cues the fading screen and ending credits



[02:32:38 14/09/10] @ Raina : Now to edit it and publish it and makes millions.



[02:32:44 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : Man...



[02:32:52 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku : We should write a movie bro



[02:32:53 14/09/10] Kuro Konpaku :



[02:33:00 14/09/10] @ Jonas Charius : Lol.
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Marvelous! GOOD SHOW! GOOD SHOW!
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Lmfao. o__o Damn niggahs and their black magic and white people with their cameras.
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So this was the famed Kool Aid Dilemma xD It all makes sense now~ kinda...
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Epic xD
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Baha XD Black magic? wtf guys. lmao.
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