Deidara Vs Sasuke Uchiha

*i make two clone clns and one goes into the arena and on stays 20 kilometers away with me and we watch the fight from a micromicro scope*

*He appears, his sharingan active.* You ready..to die!? *draws kusangi and stands there*

am i ever uchiha kid* i flash through some hand and the wind breaks through the windows then i flash through some hand signs and then ii am faster then rock lee in gate then i quickly make some cockroaches and make a clay snake and the cockroaches secretly on the snake*

Hmmm... *He reads your movements with hid sharingan and begins to match your speed easily. He still stand there, gripping kusangi tighter.*

*the cockroaches jump of the snake while i blow it up*

*stares at the cockroaches as they blow up* ...Idiot.. *still standing there*

cocky * from behind you comes a bird and i blow it up*

*sighs and quickly moves out of the way of the bird, as it blows up. I get knocked off my feet a little bit but I regain my balance quickly.* Try again. - -

are all uchiha like this *i flash through some hand signs and wind cuts at you and then i make a snake*

*is cut by the wind, not really phased by it.* C'mon, tell me when you're done fuckin' around.

*the real me makes another clone and summons a clay hawk and the two clones go to the battle field stay up above and then use the c3 bomb which is able to destroy a whole village and it comes smashing down at clone 1 and at you too*

*does a handsign and a small snake crawls out from under my sleeve, as the bomb hits me, a large explosion occurs and when the smoke and the debris clears, a giant snake is sitting there, coiling all around me. It seems that I am completely fine but the snake is torn up, and then it eventually poofs* ..No More Playing around then, I suppose. - - *does a quick set of handseals and waits*

Summoning: Snake Defense
Sasuke will summon a large snake to coil around him, taking the damage for an attack. This summoning can be preformed quickly, and usually can be used by utilizing the Jagei Jubaku technique.

*one clone uses the mole hiding technique when he goes underground but under sasukes feet with abid piece of clay nothing done to it and the other clone goes on the ground and uses the suicidal bomb and my other clone is far enough down he does not get hit*

*Body flickers about 50 meters away from the clone before it blows up* - - Hmph. Try again.

* with my micro scope i see sasuke then i flash through some handsigns and a tornado appears under sasukes feet without him noticing and sucks him in the tornado then birds made of clay blow up around him many times and with the wind the explosion is stronger*




finisher:tornado lightning:i tornado from under ur feet appears without u noticing it and when ur in it birds mad of clay blow up around u and the wind makes it stronger that is y art is a bang

I love how he thinks I'm retarded.. *body flickers out of field as soon as the tornado forms under me*