The Rumor Mill (IC)

Tatsu has a plushy fetish hence why he hangs with Ochita

"Kazuki fancies wearing frilly pink dresses and talking in a high pitched voice to see if it picks up "boy toys" ... or if they are really manly, "man candies."

xD

"Sora has a fascination with whales so much that she covered herself in oceanic chum and layed on her back in the middle of the ocean..... that was the day she lost her virginity."

(xDDDDDDD What the frack? Whales. You're funny.)

"Kazuki thinks he's so badass that he can fight a stuffed animal and win....

truth is, the other day, he tried it and lost."

Frack?

"Sora watches/watched Battle Star Galactica!" :3

"Tatsu has such vivid fantasies of Sailor Moon that he sometimes puts on the costume and acts out entire episodes." x3

"Sora is actually Tsunade (from Naruto). She is yet to reveal where Jiraiya is."

"Yakate is actually Jiraya, considering how many times I had to kick him out the onsen (hot-springs)."

"Each time Madam Red kicks me out of the hot springs, she sorely regrets it. The hot spring water comes from her tears." ;D

[OOC: Tears because of what? For being happy to not to have to see you in your full 'natural' glory? xD]

"Yakate is also rumored to be very small. Small enough to make women laugh at him." <-- Madam Red speaking.

[OOC: Oh, you. e________e... And tears cuz you're missing out on heavenly pleasure. 8D]

"Madam Red is cranky and rude because she once tried flying a plane beside a rainbow and following it to the end.

She never got to the end."

[OOC: xD lol. o_o; and wtf? Madam Red doesn't lurk on kids]

"Yakate is known for being all like unicorns and sparkles. If you catch my drift, you'll know what I'm talking about." -coughsexualpreferencesconfusioncough-

Madam red was once accused of raping teh Kazu one night in his sleep. Her justification for this "I wanted his genes"

"...Why would I need genes of such a person while I don't make experiments? Either way, Kazuki is rumored to be a coward who does it in his pants when he sees an angry woman."

^-- Again, Madam Red speaking I love her bishy character

Madam red has a fetish for anything red. Hence why her monthly visits are oh so sweet XD

(You mess with teh bull you get teh horns)

Kazuki once had "an episode" so bad of delirium that he found himself questioning his own values as a man. He never truly found them again~

(OOC: Don't be mad, I ran out of ideas and said the first thing that came to mind.)

Sora once ran into Kazuki's tent when the two were training together wearing a large black studded strap on screaming that she was a man and that we will respect her authority.

(BOO YAH ><)

(OOC: Okay, mine wasn't half as bad. But. alright.)

Kazuki once became obsessed to the point where he thought he was actually an attractive woman. And so, to complete his image, he put on a dress, high heels, got extensions, put on makeup and lipstick, put on undergarments that belong to a female, and paraded around shaking his hips at every guy he saw on his walk home down the streets of his village. He even talked in a high pitched voice and the best part is... he got nailed real hard by this guy whom was looking to have some fun. Ever since that day, Kazu has never come down from cloud nine. ~

I would have loved to see that.

Please bear with me, Sora~

Actually, our dear Sora was rumored to be loving a man.

PS: Kazuki. It's nor a rumor but a fact. She is a woman after all.

Rumor has it that Madam Red is secretly in love Sora.

:3

[OOC: The rumor has yet to be confirmed. It could be a possiblilty since Madam Red is more or less asexual.]

The rumors say that Sora is actually too scared to approach a woman she likes.

[OOC: blah, lack of muse xD]

I heard from my cousin's sister's best friend's boyfriend's mom's husband's aunt's co-worker's sister's uncle's cousin's brother that Madam Red has destroyed several villages' buildings because she was having a bad day and was on her period.~

[OOC: o.o; I am honestly scared of posting things here now.]

"Sora once castrated a lawn gnome because she thought it was peeking on her while she was changing. The lawn gnome was female."

"Yaka should be scared because he didn't want anyone o know how much you like to gt choked."
:3

Tatsu likes to watch small african children feast upon the intestines of random wild animals. o.o