The Late Yakate vs. Anyone [Out of RP]

I miss my old character so much, I really want to use him again. xD I'll wait for anyone who wants to battle with the late Yakate Tsuno over here~

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The harsh sunlight blinded Yakate's eyes as he stared into the cloudless sky. He looked down rapidly, rubbing his eyes vigorously. And as he did, he asked himself;

'Where am I? Heaven? ...'

He turned on the spot, embracing the view all around him. And yet, he had nothing to see. For the entire horizon, at all angles, was empty; the ground was a barren wasteland. No mountains grew on either sides; it was a flat, low-land. There was no sand nor vegatation; just plain, hard rock. He stomped his feet on the ground just to make sure. Yep; it was just... rock. Cracked and burnt under the sunlight.

But how exactly had he gotten there, he did not know. Perhaps it was a time-space distortion he was sent to after he died. Or maybe it was just his imagination. Or maybe a harem was about to show up to give him all the pleasures he wanted. Or maybe... this was hell, and the Devil was about to punish him with the searing heat. If it was, the Devil was out of luck; he embraced heat just as one would embrace the rain. Which... isn't that good of an embracement. But he'd embrace it nonetheless.

He sat despairingly on the hard rock, sending dust in the air where his bottom met the ground, waiting for something to happen. He could wait all day and night here... at least, until he felt thirsty.